A complete Idiot’s guide to quitting your job.

Are you an idiot working nights doing stuff you don’t give a shit about, that any Tom, Dick or Harry could do ? Are you wasting your skillset and rusting away at a job where you know the work will never be good enough to match your ambitions or skills ?
Did you know that even bacteria are being genetically altered to solve the Hamiltonian Path Problem ? Does your work compare to this ?
If not, you just got trumped. By bacteria, for crying out loud. And you know it’s time to quit when you get trumped by bacteria.

But how ? You’ve reached the right place to answer that question. This guide will help you quit that meaningless job in a way that’s less painful, and requires lesser time than you would have imagined.

Of course, as you might have guessed – it comes at a price. The price being your undiverted attention to what you want to do in life – for 2 months.
Here’s the technique I’ve developed to help myself quit my job, within 2 months –

1. Starting today, I’ll imagine every moment outside the office as if I no longer have any job.
2. Then, in that time, I’ll experiment with what I want to do in life, every moment. Now, I have an idea of the things I’m interested in – like computer science, electronics, biology, physics, music. If you’re not – then this period will be more fun for you, since you will get to try as many new things as possible within this period. And out of these things, whatever pleases your fancy the most , whatever inspires you the most – that’s your life !

Continue doing this for 2 months, or more, depending on how familiar you are with your goals in life – with UNDIVERTED attention. No wasting time on girls, games, pr0n, soaps, movies, hanging out. Think of this period as your “coccoon period” when you must cut yourself off from the world in order to emerge a better living being.

That is the price.

At the end of the 2 month period, you will have a better idea of what you want to do in life, and if you already have the idea sooner than two months, then in the rest of the time – invent new job oppurtunities for yourself within that area – basically grow comfortable with the idea that you can make a nice living in that area, alongside enjoying yourself.
If you need 3 months – so be it. 4 months – fine. It’s a variable period that can change from person to person. I have given myself 2 months.

Try it, I’m very confident this will work !

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